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Lydia Paek + Victor Kim :]

But I promise, it will get better.

Hello Victor Kim from Quest Crew and Lydia Paek of Quest and Boxcuttuhz. You guys were quite wonderful tonight at the talent show. <3

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term:



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.



One student, however, wrote the following:



First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.



Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since the re is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.



This gives two possibilities:



1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.



2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.



So which is it?



If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct….. .leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

I feel like my spring schedule is going to suck. I’ll be doing at least 17 credits. labs SUCK.

• Chem2 with lab
• Physics1 with lab
• British Literature from 1750-present
• A 4000 level course on Shakespeare
• and another class.
  • human sexuality?
  • marriage and family?
  • writing through media?
  • math for liberal arts majors?
  • psychological approaches- freud
  • forms of narrative
  • narrative experiments
  • bio2 lab?

UGH. I am NOT going to have a life this spring. Meh, maybe I shouldn’t take another class. It’s not necessary…but I need to catch up on my English credits.

Seriously, why can’t college simply be about taking the classes that interest us as opposed to taking classes simply to meet requirements? They should give us cookies instead of grades. Grades are intangible until the point of graduation. It’s a terrible means of motivation.

mliaverage:

Today, I stepped on a crunchy leaf in my driveway. It was the first crunchy leaf I have encountered in the last month and a half due to lots of rain. I later received a text from my boyfriend asking me if I liked the leaf. It turns out he found it earlier today and put it in my driveway. I now remember why I love him. MLIA